Hipster on a cell phone in Oasis Falafel Restaurant
I finally screwed my courage to the sticking place and called her. Like, look, when can I come over and get my stuff?

It was like the worst day ever. I was like, I'm going to die. It was awful. It was like, it's over.

So I get my stuff, and it's like we're breaking up all over again.

Yeah, and I'm like, heartbroken, and then I have all this stuff...

And I know it's going to be like freezing outside, so I light a cigarette before I open the door.

And I open the door, and who is standing there but Steve Buscemi.

And I'm like, OH MY GOD IT'S STEVE BUSCEMI. And I was like, this close to just opening up to him right then and there, about everything.

I know! He was actually really cool, about everything.

Well mostly we talked about his movies.

He was so into it. He bummed like three cigarettes from me.

I mean, we were about to go for drinks and everything, but he got a call and had to go upstairs.

I mean, what are the chances of that! I was going to ask him what he was doing in Lauren's building, but I just got flustered because I mean, Steve Buscemi is smoking a cigarette with me, and it's freezing, and I mean we're talking about film.

I thought of that. He's probably going to live there! Can you believe it? The day I get my stuff, I finally meet Steve. Like, how ironic is that? I'm moving out, he's moving in.

Well they're renovating it. He probably bought it and he's just checking it out.

[annoyed] why would he have keys if he just bought it. Who would he be visiting there anyway?

Lauren? Pshyeah! What does Lauren know about Steve Buscemi.

[somber] I mean it was seriously like the worst day ever, but to be honest it did make up for a lot that I met Steve Buscemi.